Last Sunday, at the MTV Video Music Awards, Kanye West premiered the video for ‘Fade’, a song off his latest album ‘The Life of Pablo’. The video featured singer/mother/dancer/owner of the hottest body on the planet, Teyana Taylor dancing around a gym in barely there clothes. There’s also a random steamy shower scene and a bit at the end where she looks like a cat and there’s a lot of sheep but tbh all of that is irrelevant- the dancing is what we cared about. We would have posted the video here but it’s a little bit too explicit for us because, like we said- barely there clothes, hottest body on the planet.
But everyone here at Accelerate watched it. And it caused quite the ruckus. There was a lot of debating, stunned silence, yelling, applause, falling on the ground and even some light prayer. Here’s a brief summary of what everybody thought.
Dami: This babe defines body goals.
Jite: Yeah whatever. But can she really dance though?
Treasure: (barely paying attention) S’ok.
Efe: It’s too much! It was all just so… in my face. They should ban it abeg.
Bolanle: Ah! This thing is porn! Just look at (watches the bit where Teyana is dancing with her bum). This is how men end up cheating on their wives!
Nkem: She got this body just from dancing!? (starts dancing)
Moyo: Well I like the pace. And the choreography is–(he was interupted by Nkem shouting ‘Which one is choreography jo, SEE BODY!!!’)
Ebuka: It’s porn.
Lawrence: Abeg, this her body, wetin dey there? Her body is mad but Nigeria has madder.
Tokyo James: *3 snaps
Tosin: Man…………. people are weird.
And there you have it! Have you seen the video? What did you think? Let us know in the comments below.