So you know how there’s a bucket list? (A list of all the things you would really like to do before you die.) Well apparently, there’s also an anti-bucket list- (a list of things I never want to do before I die)-sounds weird, I know. Anyway, out of boredom, I wrote down my own list, and I’ve decided to share it with you guys :
1.Go to an opera or watch a musical -because I hate musicals and operas are boring; I don’t get how people sit through them, I definitely wouldn’t submit myself to that kind of torture.
2.Put a snake around my neck-I prefer to see snakes in cages, not around my neck thank you very much. Nobody should bring that poisonous animal near me
3.Visit Australia– Australia is one of the most dangerous countries to live in; I read somewhere that 21 out of the 25 venomous snakes in the world live in Australia, that’s enough reason for me not to go there.
4.Surfing– Powerful waves, riptides, leash tangled and drowning are reasons why surfing is on this list.
5.Be buried alive– I can’t believe people do this in the name of being adventurous, I’m too claustrophobic for this. Nuh-uh! Can’t do it.
6. Jump off a high cliff– I’m down for bungee jumping and skydiving but jumping from a high cliff into water, that’s definitely not happening. Even after I learn how to swim, I’m not going to do it.
7.Swim with sharks– LOL why would anyone want to do this? Can someone please explain the thrill that comes with this? I have a huge fear of sharks, NO THANKS
8.Picnic at a cemetery– Apparently this is a date idea…uuuum HELL NO. I would never ever consider this. If you want to take me out on a date, please look for other creative options, thank you.
9.Hold a spider- So that I will turn into the next spider-man, abi? No thank you. Those things are deadly! I can’t believe people keep them as pets.
The list is way longer than this but these are some of the major things I would never do before I die. What about you? What’s on your anti bucket list?
By: Dammy Eneli