Everyone wants to be comfortable around their partner. And yet, no one can answer the age old question ‘When is it OK to fart around your significant other?’ I can literally hear some people scream a loud ‘NEVER’… lol. Farting is never something to be proud of or done publicly as it can be a little embarrassing when caught. But at the same time, the simple truth however is that farting is natural and really really hard to control. I have heard people swear that no matter how long they have been with their partner they’d rather vanish than fart in front of them and tbh it saddens me to think that someone has hold in that dangerous gas cos their partner is around them.
It is quite understandable if you both are still new in the relationship and still cannot be totally comfortable around each other. But after dating someone for so long and exploring body orifices and exchanging body fluids it is only natural that you act like yourself around them. If you can burp, fart and poop with the door open while alone, then why the heck shouldn’t you do it with partner?
All over the internet, there are questions like when is the right time to fart in front of my partner? There is no such thing as right time! If you’re searching for answers to questions like this then you’re probably at the right time and don’t realize it. Look here guys, these are four reasons why it’s totally okay to fart in front of boo;
-Farting shows you’re both comfortable around each other and breaks the awkward air around new couples. Break the ice! Go ahead and fart!
-Farting exudes playfulness. Just think about the last instance someone let out a loud fart around you, you probably busted into laughter right? —Farting around your partner is fun (not all the time) and gets you both reeling in laughter especially when it’s unexpected. You can even try a farting competition with bae and see who wins.
-Farts create inside jokes. Of course fart stories are funny and can be shared with friends but when bae farts in the middle of a foreplay that gives you a personal joke that can be enjoyed between the both of you.
They increase the level of intimacy. Yup you read that right! Farting, pooing and burping in front of each other shows you’ve got entirely nothing to hide. It shows you’ve been able to achieve a level of transparency and realness with your partner where you can act human.
But if you’re not about that life, don’t feel bad. Farting isn’t for everybody!
Written by Treasure Asanammy