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I love em stars but I don’t get it when these dear ‘crushes and crushers’ of mine deem it fit to crush my heart with their choice of clothes at the just concluded MAMA awards which took place in South Africa.

Future should be on this list cos his tear tear shirt was really not the one. But somehow, after looking at it enough, we kinda started to like it.

Anyway, here’s my ‘err list’ from the MAMA awards in no particular order.

  1. Falz

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Falz, you’ve got my heart anytime, anyday- but I don’t understand why you had to pick pink as your colour. I agree it’s a night thing and you have to look bright to be noticeable or be outright crazy as we Nigerians are, but pink, really?

 

  1. Simi

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Oh! Simi Simi, why you? Your voice and innocent look can melt a heart of stone, but there’s something not just right about this look. The gown is beautiful I must confess, but it doesn’t sit well plus you had to force us to see your thighs? You probably should have just opted for a pony tail hair style, with minimal story around your neck and head. I still love you though.

 

  1. Gbemi Olateru Olagbegi

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Madame Gbemi, I am totally lost for words. I’ll just let your conscience be the judge.

 

4. Korede Bello

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Omolope, Mega Superstar did you get alert for this wardrobe mis-fixture? Have you changed your label to Kole Kole Records? We hope you have a good answer for our mind bugging questions.

 

  1. Ycee

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Ycee, why na? Did you wake up on the wrong side of the bed? I don’t know if I should blame your stylist or you for agreeing to fall on this list. I’m so hurt, really hurt.

 

  1. Boity Thulo

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Aunty Thulo, obviously the people that were drumming when you were thinking of what to wear really drummed hard for their lives, because what other valid reason do you have for stepping out of your house ‘braless and pantless’ – pardon my less less tautology but it’s necessary in this situation.

 

7. Khanyi Mbau

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Please who knows this ‘iya oni nylon’ (nylon seller), did you have to waste all that ‘santana’ on your body because of MAMA 2016. I reserve my other comments till further notice.

 

8. Errr…

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Bros, who did this to you? As if looking like something from a slightly confused comic magazine, you had to then really kill the look with a shopping bag, choi! Still shaking my head for you.


What do you think of our list? Is there anyone we missed out? Let us know in the comments below.

 Image: Naij

Written by: Odinekachukwu Ishicheli

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