If you were brought up in a Christian home like I was then you can easily relate to this article. Growing up, my parents made us understand that cursing out, using swear words and being verbally abusive is a crime punishable with strokes of cane or belt or pretty much anything they could easily reach for at the time (*eyes rolling*). Let’s throwback to those old swear words/insults we said.
YOU DEY CRAZE?
This one is just very funny and confusing. When someone says this to me, I wonder if it’s an actual question or a rhetorical one. If I answer ‘No, I’m not’ then will I be labelled as rude and more words follows, but if I assume it’s a rhetorical question and keep quiet then I’m seen as a weakling. If you think about it, this insult is pretty awesome.
Casually insulting peoples parents in a fight that usually has nothing to do with said parents. I wonder if anybody’s actually used this in a way that’s relevant to the meaning. (Probably not)
THUNDER FIRE YOU!
I just want to see the reaction when someone says this and their enemy actually gets thundered with fire. LOL.
ENEMY OF PROGRESS
Emmmm, what progress were we talking about?
YOU ARE A FOOL
This one was a power packed swear we used. When you say this to someone, you have won the battle but the hopeful there is no comeback for this.
DON’T VEX ME MORE THAN I’M VEXING NOW
I like this one cos before I heard this, it didn’t even occur to me that anger had level. Apparently when you vex some people, they’re just on Vex Level 1 or 2. Better not allow them to see 6.
What do you guys think? Are there any that we missed out? Let us know in the comments below.
Written by Efe